TALKING BOXING ODDS AND ENDS PICTURE PAGES MAIN MENU	HEY KIDS !!! IT'S THE NEW AND IMPROVED ... OFF THE WALL

	This is where I get MY two cents in.       Whether it's my highly valued opinion on past, present or future professional boxing matches and their outcomes ("TALKING BOXING") ... the occasional ramblings of a guy who has singlehandedly put the 'r' in 'lovable' ("ODDS AND ENDS" ) ... or going the "human interest" route with a random selection of photographs of family and soon to be ex-friends complete with outrageously humorous captions for the purpose of further displaying my rapier like wit ("PICTURE PAGES" ), anything that keeps me off the streets has got to be good!       So, should you have a few minutes and feel so inclined, simply click on any of the cleverly color-coded categories listed above left to see how much time I really do have on my hands. Or you can scroll down this page and marvel at the drivel that only several beers consumed in rapid succession could inspire. Either way, it won't be long before you, too, realize why no one wants to take me anywhere. And don't let that picture of that incredibly handsome young man pictured left be a distraction to you! Sure it's little more than pointless eye candy, but he told me that if I put his pic on here he would stop bothering me.       Hey. What could I do? He knows where I keep all my stuff ...

	On a personal note, I would like to take this opportunity to express my sincerest feelings of appreciation to the people responsible for this website for voting me their 2000 and 5 "Sexiest Man To Invent A Boxing Game" award. A spokesperson for me stated that I was extremely pleased to receive the award, and expressed my heartfelt gratitude to everyone who voted for me. (Me, not shown being notified of the award in photo not shown, right.) Naturally I would have loved to have thanked all you guys personally, but I was busy. However, I did inform my spokesperson to relate that while humility prevented me from attending a dinner in my honor to celebrate receiving this internationally acclaimed award (I'm busy that night, too), I was open to the prospect of anyone (or Joe Simonette or Roy Clover) taking me out for a night of drinks providing they (or Joe or Roy) were buying. So congratulations (to me) again. As my spokesperson later stated, it is an award a long time in coming and extremely well deserved! And you can quote me quoting him on that ...